Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

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War Jokes More War Jokes

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Declaration Independence Jokes More Declaration Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.