Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

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West Africa Jokes More West Africa Jokes

Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Independence Jokes More Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.