Klondike Jokes

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

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Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Well hung.

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.