Klondike Jokes

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Klondike Bar Jokes More Klondike Bar Jokes

What would you doooooooo?

for a klondike bar

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Twin Lesbian Jokes More Twin Lesbian Jokes

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light