Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way