Rick Grimes ' Jokes

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.