Rick Grimes ' Jokes

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers