Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.