Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Offspre Jokes More Offspre Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci