Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!