You put tu and tu together.
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A bellerina !
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Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.