How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded.

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One. But he gets three hours credit.

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Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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It means urine business.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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A mechanic.

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Triple Hay

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It was a bit buggy.

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A mechanic.