How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.