How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.