How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.