What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet?

I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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How'd you get amnesia?

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!