Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil