Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)