They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
Because it had too many threads.
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Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
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It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
They're just alternate fax.
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.