5 Foot Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.