Bad Haircut Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

Good Haircut Jokes More Good Haircut Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"