Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Shag Jokes More Shag Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.