Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)