Green Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.