Inhaler Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.