Inhaler Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad