Jalapeo Business Jokes

Why are Mexicans so nosy?

Because they're jalapeo business.

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

Nosey Pepper Jokes More Nosey Pepper Jokes

Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

Jalapeo Jokes More Jalapeo Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad