Jazz Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

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What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.