Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Pizza Order Jokes More Pizza Order Jokes

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!