Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Al Qaeda Jokes More Al Qaeda Jokes

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Pizza Order Jokes More Pizza Order Jokes

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up