Pizza Order Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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