Pizza Order Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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sleigh-er

What do you call someone that delivers baby horses?

An Equinecologist.

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What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop?

One with everything

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

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Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!