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What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?

A Nantucket.

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Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

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What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?

A Nantucket.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?

A Nantucket.

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.