Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said