Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Tread Jokes More Tread Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.