Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Sister Cell Jokes More Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis