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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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A Pair-a-ducks.

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Genghis Khan Jokes More Genghis Khan Jokes

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Mongol Jokes More Mongol Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease?

A leprekhan