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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

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Because they did not have proper tea.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease?

A leprekhan