Toe Nail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

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ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Pedicure Jokes More Pedicure Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!