Toe Nail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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He paints his hooves red.

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How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

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Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.