Wind Turbine Jokes

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

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What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song?

Take me to Christian Bell.

Justin Jokes More Justin Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.