Why is pulling out 100% effective for superman?

They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."