They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth.
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
It's mistaken for granite.
To draw the curtains !
AHEM!
Nothing, it was on Mars
Because it's a little meteor.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
They have no legs to pull !
Because old Hobbits die hard...
A 'murical.
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
