Amoebas Jokes

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!"

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What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Amoeba Jokes More Amoeba Jokes

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

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