Black Lives Matters Protester Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

Arrange Jokes More Arrange Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Black Life Matter Jokes More Black Life Matter Jokes

Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage?

BBC

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

Mace Windu Jokes More Mace Windu Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!