Christopher Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?

A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What's Christopher Nolan's favorite song?

BBBRRAAAAAAAHHHHHMMM...'s lullaby.

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut