These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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Because he's always Walken
In the Walken closet.
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
A Walken humidor.
Because they know all the short cuts.
Barberd wire !
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
He used Apple Maps.
I'll column later.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
About a couple thousand years.
One can raise a child
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
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Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
