Content Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Old Stuff Jokes More Old Stuff Jokes

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.