Content Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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Original Content Jokes More Original Content Jokes

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What to hear something funny?

Original Content

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

removed

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Cheerio Jokes More Cheerio Jokes

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.