Crystal Methodists Jokes

What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

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Nun of your business

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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A crystal methodist.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

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