Crystal Methodists Jokes

What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

You might also enjoy:

Meth Addict Jokes More Meth Addict Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Crystal Methodist Jokes More Crystal Methodist Jokes

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.