Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even..."

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate?

Because they always give you a straight answer.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

X Jokes More X Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Linear Equation Jokes More Linear Equation Jokes

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate?

Because they always give you a straight answer.