Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even..."

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

Bad Time Jokes More Bad Time Jokes

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Straight Answer Jokes More Straight Answer Jokes

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate?

Because they always give you a straight answer.

Hypocrite Jokes More Hypocrite Jokes

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.