Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even..."

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Bad Time Jokes More Bad Time Jokes

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Linear Equation Jokes More Linear Equation Jokes

Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate?

Because they always give you a straight answer.

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.