Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.