Kid Meal Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

A: Pooched.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Small Breast Jokes More Small Breast Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Picnic Jokes More Picnic Jokes

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What is a picnic?

Correct!

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.