Kid Meal Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Picnic Jokes More Picnic Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What is a picnic?

Correct!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Small Breast Jokes More Small Breast Jokes

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Bear Attack Jokes More Bear Attack Jokes

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"