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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

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What's blue and not very heavy?

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Blue Light Jokes More Blue Light Jokes

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

Police Glow Worm Jokes More Police Glow Worm Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.