Octopus Laugh Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles!!!

What makes an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

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Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !