Octopus Laugh Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles!!!

What makes an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

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How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

Tentickles.

How many tickles do you give an octopus?

TENtickles

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"