Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

Why is minotaur pretty ugly?

Because it is an Oxy+moron.

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Japanese Kid Jokes More Japanese Kid Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Honest Lawyer Jokes More Honest Lawyer Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!