Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

Why is minotaur pretty ugly?

Because it is an Oxy+moron.

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Honest Lawyer Jokes More Honest Lawyer Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Japanese Kid Jokes More Japanese Kid Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.