Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Oxymoron Jokes More Oxymoron Jokes

How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)