An oxymoron.
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The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Astronomical
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
Santa stops after three hoes.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Eclipse it.
Because it's a little meteor.
Because deep down they're good people
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
He cantaloupe.
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
Santa stops at three hoes.
Santa Claus hit in the balls!
An oxymoron
An OxyMoron!
