Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

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Jar Jars.

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Most things.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Leper Con Jokes More Leper Con Jokes

What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder?

A Leper-Con

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!