Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

You might also enjoy:

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Leper Con Jokes More Leper Con Jokes

What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder?

A Leper-Con

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."