Raphael Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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So they know where to stop shaving

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Because it doesn't have any hands.

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A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.