Raphael Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Wrong Sais Jokes More Wrong Sais Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Renaissance Jokes More Renaissance Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

What do you call a Renaissance snack?

A DaVincheese curl

Leonardo Jokes More Leonardo Jokes

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!