Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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M Jokes More M Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Raphael Jokes More Raphael Jokes

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.