Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did you get into my house?

business.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.