Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

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Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Raphael Jokes More Raphael Jokes

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

M Jokes More M Jokes

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.