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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Horror Movie Jokes More Horror Movie Jokes

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"