The real joke is always in the comments!"
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His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
Gold digging
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
They promised freaky fast delivery
None--He'll only promise "change."
Your in 8.
They're wearing a SOMBERERO
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh
