They're always rebooting.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A paper jam
Because it couldn't control P
It is a flossy compression method.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
answer "Scissors." then drive away..
Have faith, don't question.
It could be your car
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Threw his baby out the window.
He wanted to see time fly!
A hypocrite.
because to him, alcohol is not a solution.