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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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