You only get laid once.
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That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
Berry Christmas!
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Just Juan.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
They Tarot.
A sailor.
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
B flat.
They crepe themselves D
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.