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What does a transgender person call their sibling?

little cis

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Cis Jokes More Cis Jokes

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

What does a transgender person call their sibling?

little cis

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!