Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Furrie Jokes More Furrie Jokes

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!