Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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John Jokes More John Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What are they called in America?

Americans.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.