Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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John Jokes More John Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Knight Time Jokes More Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time