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Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.