Traumatize Jokes

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

Middle 9 11 Jokes More Middle 9 11 Jokes

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.